could you please put your crying kid on vibrate
Look at those kids.
This maybe the best thing ever
this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring
I’m going to hell omg
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
things i dont care about: frozen and john green